DRINKIE OF THE DAY
I'LL HAVE TO PASS ON THIS ONE, BUT THERE ARE A FEW PEOPLE I'D BUY IT FOR, DAVE....

Big Hairy Nut Sack
2 Oz. Tequila Cuervo Gold
4 Oz. Egg Nog
2 Oz. Rum Dark
1 Dash Nutmeg
2 Oz. Robitussin Maximum Strength Cough Syrup
1 Dash Lime

Throw all the good shit into a shaker... and shake, dammit! This was created by former Arizona Cardinals (NFL) defensive back Chuck Cecil while at an "end of the season" party. He was already drunk at the time.