SHIT ON A STICK

"Bonaduce" back on VH1 schedule for fall
By Andrew Wallenstein

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - VH1 is bringing back "Breaking Bonaduce" and a fleet of other returning series to its bustling "Celebreality" Sunday block, the network said.

"Bonaduce," a chronicle of the turbulent times of radio DJ and former "Partridge Family" child star Danny Bonaduce, will return in October for a second season with eight episodes.

Perhaps this season we'll have the pleasure of watching Gretchen going postal on McFugly, or the three-and-seven-year-olds petitioning for emancipation from the both of them. Maybe Countess Isabella Michaela Bonaduce and Count Dante Jean-Michel Valentino Bonaduce (like I'd shit you about names like these) will run away to join a circus as carnies-you know-where the clowns at least have names like Binky and Chuckles, not Daddy and Mommy. And if you're wondering, well, of COURSE I'm going to watch this travesty. As if...